this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2023
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[–] DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

you can probably pocket the cucumber also. looks like it'll fit

shit, now I'm hungry. gonna go root around in the pantry

[–] Shayeta@feddit.de 5 points 10 months ago

Did you find anything?

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Only if it's small enough to palm and move to a pocket as you turn a corner. And also only of it's not at your normal location. Don't shit where you eat

[–] DrPop@lemmy.one 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We ignore food theft in this household

[–] Mighty@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

It's barely theft at all

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 6 points 10 months ago

I ain't seen nothin

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

Or if you're a girl just hot pocket it.