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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah it's like the poop knife

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

For when you just want to shoot the shit

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't every family have a poop gun?

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Swarfega@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Thanks. I wasn't sure who would.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Mine does but it's an airsoft gun. This guy's gonna blow a new hole in his bowl.

[–] ProfessionalMcUseful@lemmy.whynotdrs.org 19 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Never bring a poop knife to a poop gunfight

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This reference is amazing. I had forgotten about the poop knife.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Well WTF do you use, a poop blender? 🤔

[–] Torvum@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Depends on the poop engagement distance

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

What, you don't shoot the shit with your friends?..

[–] BennyInc@feddit.de 13 points 11 months ago

John Travolta on toilet; Pulp Fiction

Who would ever need this?

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 11 months ago

Just your typical restroom in Texas

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or if your son shows up with a crossbow.

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

This person pays their debts

[–] thechadwick@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. How could someone be so irresponsible? Now the spider has the bathroom gun! Great job Einstein.

[–] MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Hell yeah! Had myself a Kevlar commode built special just so the missus and I could use a Glock as a poop knife. Things get wild a day or so after fondue night.

[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

it's probably just a water gun that serves as a bidet

[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't it be a flamethrower then?

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago

Should be a "nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure" button

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pistol grip poop on my lap at all times

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Umm, we have questions now. Like, is that a petrified poop or mushy poop handle? Does it fire farts? 🤔

Inquiring minds must know...

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

I thought it was so you can glock the door from a distance.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Just don’t wipe with the wrong one.

[–] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago
[–] chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 months ago

Just don't stroke the barrel too hard if you don't want to have an accident

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

Fr tho that's a 3M broom holder, and they are unbelievably useful.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 4 points 11 months ago

just remember to not make mistakes, or you will trow toilet paper at the spider, wich can then use it to get up to your arm and bit it.

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago
[–] spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Spiders probably do more good for the environment than you.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 11 months ago

Need the extended mag cuz you ain't hitting anything without a proper pooping grip.

[–] habanhero@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Good idea, when two rolls aren't enough.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Good luck hitting it. I prefer fire, flamethrowers or similar.