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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 326 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)
  • Claims in an interview that he is qualified to handle a social media company on the internet because he has "put internet in space"
  • Buys a financially struggling company for way too much money
  • Dismantles everything that made it attractive
  • Insults and fires the most competent employees who are trying to stop him from destroying the platform
  • Doesn't pay the employees he fired owed severance, further discouraging the best of the workforce from ever applying to work there
  • Turned it into something so repulsive and toxic that the users and advertisers start to leave
  • Told the advertisers to "go fuck themselves"
  • Tried to sue the advertisers into returning, further discouraging any new advertiser from ever doing business with him
  • Destroys the brand recognition by renaming it to a letter of the alphabet he personally likes but nobody else gives a crap about
  • Abuses his admin powers to steal a handle with the name he wanted from its owner, further eroding the user's trust in him handling the platform
  • Continues ruining the platform, turning it into his personal soap box to push his (toxic) ideas and abuses his powers to reduce the visibility of those he doesn't like while claiming to be radically pro-free speech.
  • Alternative platforms have gained momentum and have reached critical mass and will soon become the new default platform people will flock to. High profile users leave.
  • Whines and bitches about the company not making any money.

Hey guys, I'm starting to think that this guy's fortune has absolutely nothing to do with his skills at running a business

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Destroys the brand recognition by renaming it to a letter of the alphabet he personally likes but nobody else gives a crap about

I'm beginning to suspect he only likes that letter because it's the middle part of a swastika.

[–] monotremata@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, it's not just that! It's also decimal 88 in the ASCII table.

[–] Petter1@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🫣I see!

Elon uses X as ASCII 88 and Proton CEO uses 1011000 as binary ASCII

What about all these Nazi people everywhere suddenly?!

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

In pretty sure Andy is born in 1988 to be fair

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[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

Oh shit. I didn't think of that. That's probably why.

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[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hey guys, I'm starting to think that this guy's fortune has absolutely nothing to do with his skills at running a business

Great summary btw. and you are absolutely right here. He is a terrible manager.

Remember the time when he slept at the Tesla factory just because he didn't trust anybody and thought he himself must rescue it all by working so much overtime and make all the decisions.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

Probably because his wife kicked him out for being an asshole.

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[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Did you include the whole 'verified' tag fiasco in your list? I didn't see it explicitly in there, but maybe it falls under a general functionality fuck-up point.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What was the username he stole? Don’t remember that one

Also, don’t forget the disastrous rollout of the blue checks when a few people imitated companies and said Lockheed wouldn’t be doing business with Israel and a few others. But I guess that was the best thing he did, honestly, because that shit was hilarious.

[–] Wiz@midwest.social 19 points 1 week ago

I believe he took user name 'x' because he wanted it.

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[–] xenomor@lemmy.world 140 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would be shocked if the company was actually breaking even.

[–] rational_lib@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think he's sugar-coating it because their bonds are about to go up for sale. From the article:

While equity investors have reportedly slashed the value of their stakes by as much as 78 percent, the Journal reports, “banks hope to sell senior debt at 90-95 cents on the dollar, while retaining more-junior holdings.”

If they were breaking even, the bonds wouldn't be getting sold at a loss. Keep in mind, the bond holders get paid before the stock holding investors, so if they're taking a loss, the equity investors are getting nothing (hence the 78 percent cut, basically their share is only worth the odds of a miraculous turnaround). That doesn't happen with a company unless it's losing money.

[–] FarceOfWill@infosec.pub 13 points 1 week ago

At absolute best it's breaking even before debt service.

Maybe he's still not just paying rent on some buildings and miraculously hasn't been kicked out yet

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 109 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Turns out, nazi business is bad business

[–] iopq@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A victory for the free market

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Too bad MIC doesn't operate on free market.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hopefully as bad as nazi archaeology

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[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Do we need a catchy “go Nazi get…____” catchphrase? It was such a g when the right wing did it! They do love a good catchphrase. Easier to remember.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How about "Go Nazi get shot in the head"

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[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Go nazi declare bankruptcy

Redpilled? Get killed

Go fash lose cash

Lick boot, lose loot

Go right eat shite

All incel, no braincells

Nazi salute, go destitute

ADL? Common L

Ku Klux? Lose bucks

Go apartheid, all downside

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[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 88 points 1 week ago (7 children)

X has added some features, like job listings

Who the fuck looks for jobs on X?

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 99 points 1 week ago

Nazis probably

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 78 points 1 week ago

Go fash; lose cash.

[–] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago

hm, someone told me it was so easy to cut wasteful spending.

[–] breakfastmtn@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's no fucking way they're breaking even.

[–] MalMen@masto.pt 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

@breakfastmtn @cm0002 it already bought an election, how much it is worth?

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah. Bought an election for a bum who doesn't understand loyalty or how to pay his bills. Lol.

What a Dumbass.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago

The man bought an election with disinformation and lobbying, who gives a fuck what he says about this company. Who knows what the fuck break even even means in his addled brain.

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago

Bullshit. No way does Twitter make anywhere near a profit, and that’s NOT taking into account the payments on 44Bn.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

After Twitter already not being profitable. Add all the loss of marketing from businesses and users leaving, then the cost of all the bots and lawsuits.

How come it is "barely breaking even"? Who is paying them? Fascists?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

Who is paying them?

Probably all the people paying $8/mo for a checkmark

[–] _sideffect@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

All the blue checkmarks probably helps, and the premium crap too

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 36 points 1 week ago

Aw geez, what a shame. As if Neo-Goebbels is going to shut his propaganda arm over something as trivial as money.

[–] akilou@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago

Musk also said that the company could become cash-flow positive “within months” nearly two years ago, and it still faces over $1 billion in annual interest payments on the loans.

3 months maybe, 6 months definitely

[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They should be losing fucking money hand over fist, is the problem.

[–] Thistlewick@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 week ago

If you think Elon is being honest about ‘breaking even’, you haven’t been paying attention. Twitter is in the hole, and he’s lying through his fascist little teeth to either save face, or manipulate some sort of upcoming move.

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

If only they had competant management...

[–] primehunter326@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

With the site now serving as an outlet for right wing narratives and misinformation that benefits the administration, there will be an incentive to prop it up financially if need be. Banks have been trying unsuccessfully to offload their debt used to finance the acquisition, so it seems investors aren’t as confident in the site’s long term profitability even with its newfound role.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (6 children)

At this point if you're still working there knowingly building a powerful fascist gathering platform after so much time available to leave, taking dirty Nazi money as payment for your services...

I dunno man... should I feel bad for the staff, or are the remaining staff complicit enough at this point?

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[–] Cool_Name@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wouldn't barely breaking even actually be exceptionally good in the history of twitter? I though it had been burning money from its conception.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

No, Twitter had started making a profit when he bought it. The last year they had a court case which made the year a loss, but the years before were profitable.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago

No you're not

Twitter broke barely even

You paid twice it's worth and then within 2 years got it to only 20% of its value, pushing away all power users and advertisers.

You're bleeding money like there is no tomorrow and you'll still be bankrupt or jailed soon enough. If not during Trump's presidency, then most certainly after it

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think it's time to fire half of the people! That will help.

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[–] youvegotmoxie@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Awww, is the world’s greediest man not making enough money?

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