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Nobody has ever actually given a shit about pineapple on pizza. This is just a dumb pop culture thing like pretending to be bothered by the word "moist" (nobody on earth is actually bothered by it until told to be).
We don't have to play along with the machinations of pop culture; we can reject manufactured responses.
THANK YOU
I am so over this forced meme.
This sounds like something someone who saw a blue and black dress would say.
Just call me Laurel.
Or Yanny.
Man, aren't we all just so edified and fulfilled having now shared in this communal sharing of sentiments we definitely actual care about
Yeah, sure, but which way do you hang your toilet paper, frontie or backie?
I actually tear it apart sheet by sheet and stack the sheet for a toilet tower, the most reasonable choice in this debate that definitely matters and should definitely be used as a personality indicator.
You picked answer C for most of the questions which makes it seem likely you're someone who likes the ocean, sight, and the central governing body of the Catholic Church and the Vatican City State, And the letter C.
omg u really C me
The Swedes put sliced banana and curry powder on their pizza. Sounds foul, but it's legit delicious.
I love bananas, and I love trying new foods. Would love to try it.
that's when I go get tested for covid
I wonder if people who hate it are hating it after actually trying it, or they are just instinctually repulsed by the idea itself.
I do not like it. I don't like pineapple that is warm in any context.
I also don't give a fuck, I just pretend it's a mortal sin in the internet because acting extremely passionate about something so stupid and banal makes me giggle
Some probably hate it because it's a meme to hate it
Good Hawaiian Pizza is great and mediocre Hawaiian Pizza is terrible. It needs to be piled high with sweet pineapple and salty ham or some other pork. It's really easy to get mediocre Hawaiian Pizza.
I grew up with pineapple, canadian bacon, and black olives. So good but hard agree. So easy to mess up if the ingredients are sub par.
I'll eat it whole if I'm somewhere I won't pick the pineapple off and flick it in the garbage, and there's no other type of pizza. I wouldn't think of ordering it on purpose.
Always has been
Pepperoni and pineapple pizza is a game changer. Upgrade that ham!
I’m a fan of pineapple, red onion, and black olive. The black olives provide the salty kick you’d get from the meats.
It sounds weird, but it’s an absolute win.
Salty, spicy, sweet.
Step it up one more time with some red onions, red bell pepper, and pepperoncinis. Sometimes I also like hot Italian sausage in that mix, too.
(It is to be noted I make pizza at home, so I go all out and don't stop at two toppings. I'm bad at baking so I use this super simple dough recipe.)
Put what you like on your food and fuck anyone who criticizes you for it.
Please don't fuck everyone who criticizes your food choices
pineapple + jalapeno = best veggie pizza ever
I like Pineapple jalapeno and pepperoni, but the magic is the pineapple and jalapeno. It almost creates a whole new flavor and it's awesome.
I wouldn't go batshit over pineapple on pizza, but I think it's the chewy bread + wet and easy to chew pineapple
wait until you guys hear about feta cheese on pizza. at this point i will add the feta to the pizza myself if i have to.
Smetana pizza (kebab and smetana) is the best thing ever
You bitches wouldn't listen!
Pineapple on pizza isn’t bad, it just feels… disjointed. It’s like I’m happily chewing on pizza, with all the expected flavors and textures. Yum. Suddenly, there’s pineapple there for some reason. It doesn’t mesh with the other flavors. It stands out too much. Pineapple dominates instead of blending in. It’s not that I don’t like it, or that I can’t appreciate the whole “salty and sweet” combination, but there’s no balance or harmony. That’s what I’m not a fan of.
The fuck bland ass pizza you been eating that pineapple can overwhelm anything?
What kind of bland-ass pineapple are you eating?
I'm willing to accept that there may be good pineapple pizza out there... but the question is WHY? It's never going to be better than the established greats. Why are people infatuated with an inferior alternative? I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night
Agreed, I don't hate it, but to me it's like I'm just eating pineapple and pizza at the same time. I love both, but eating both at once doesn't add anything for me and I don't think the tastes go together very well. I'd enjoy either one more on its own.
You monster.
