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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

at home i only eat in the kitchen. at work I never eat at my desk

[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 14 points 1 day ago

Put your setup in the kitchen, never work or eat again!

Follow me for more financial tips!

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My boss is gonna be so mad at me 😖

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 3 points 1 day ago

If I was your boss, I'd be more angry that you have the calendar set to September!

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

I’m mad at you all for using the wrong colour sauce with your baked beans.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

Send him or her some bean memes first to soften the mood?

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Bean-master level unlocked!

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

I see a chic fila box. Don't worry about getting fired, you will get a better job

I've bean there before

How's Randy supposed to send out the nightly email now?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

IT’S BEAN TIME!!

[–] voracread@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Bean nice knowing you

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

And here I thought the bean meme drought would last for yet another fortnight.

[–] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 5 points 1 day ago

oh no, not the beans!

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Come on guys, the beans go in the safe

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Your friends meant, that you should tell them your secret. They didn't mean it literally...

[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I'm surprised I didn't see Cars 2 on your computer screen.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I know this won't help but for what it's worth those look delicious.

[–] SeraphimNova@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I've never bean so disappointed. 😔

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Kevin’s famous chili?

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