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I want to install Linux on a Vacuum cleaner, which sucks the most?
Nix-OS. Nix translates to "nichts" in german, which translates to "nothing" in english. A vacuum creates sucktion force.
Also I get endless error messages sometimes, when I run nixos rebuild switch --upgrade, that sucks in a metaphorical sense, I need to modify the versions of programs I install.
NixOS does suck me into the occasional rabbit hole - nothing like Gentoo years ago though!
Void
Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo--
Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.
I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.
I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.
Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.
If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn't have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.
They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.
Manjaro, easy choice.
Is it actually sucky? I think I installed that once, but I didn't use that laptop much.
Guys we forgot to automatically update the let's encrypt certificate of our repos. In the mean time, just set the date on your machine to last week.
Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90's
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck, it'll be a vacuum cleaner.
Apparently it's Athena Linux. At least, that's what the hackable vacuums use.
https://builder.dontvacuum.me/
This website is great xD
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All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.
TempleOS is the one TRUE OS
TempleOS is God's chosen OS, but I don't live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.
the one you, the reader, uses
Now this turned meta-referencial really quick.
Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?
Kali Linux. All the kids talk about it. All the kids want to be with it.
TiVo
... My vacuum actually does run Linux.
!It's a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn't need internet access!<
I'd say Manjaro but they'd probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.
Ironically it's probably Suckless.
Is suckless a distro? I thought it was just a collection of software
What is a distro but a collection of software?
Distros probably have a kernel though
Red Star anybody?
for the unknowing: north Korean proprietary Linux version
"I use Arch btw"
There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.
Our roborock robot vacuum runs Ubuntu (I'm not joking)
Manjaro might be good, but you'll have to adjust the vacuum's clock every time you want to clean
