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    [–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 237 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

    Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.

    [–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 89 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.

    I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.

    Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.

    [–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago

    If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn't have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.

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    [–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 1 month ago

    They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.

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    [–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 123 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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    [–] Gork@lemm.ee 98 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.

    [–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    TempleOS is the one TRUE OS

    [–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    TempleOS is God's chosen OS, but I don't live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.

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    [–] Itsamelemmy@lemmy.zip 94 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90's

    If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck, it'll be a vacuum cleaner.

    [–] nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 11 points 1 month ago

    Your dad is a great dadjoker!

    [–] besmtt@lemmy.world 75 points 1 month ago (3 children)
    [–] nfms@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    This actually looks cool with several robots being supported

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    [–] droans@midwest.social 71 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Apparently it's Athena Linux. At least, that's what the hackable vacuums use.

    [–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    https://builder.dontvacuum.me/

    This website is great xD

    Privacy Policy: I do not care about privacy and will try to sell, rent, lease or give away all your information (name, address, email, your pets name, etc.) to any third party (but only if they pay enough). Also I will send you unsolicited email with cute dog puppy pictures.

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    [–] nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 1 month ago (2 children)
    [–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Damn I really can't argue with that. The developer is a prick

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    [–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    the one you, the reader, uses

    [–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

    Now this turned meta-referencial really quick.

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    [–] logos@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?

    [–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 month ago

    Kali Linux. All the kids talk about it. All the kids want to be with it.

    [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

    Hannah Montana Linux.

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    [–] firegem@lemm.ee 50 points 1 month ago

    I'd say Manjaro but they'd probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.

    [–] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    ... My vacuum actually does run Linux.

    !It's a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn't need internet access!<

    [–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    There are dozens of us! Mine is a Dreame D9 with a custom GLaDOS voice pack that I can change by updating a CVS file.

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    [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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    [–] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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    [–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 31 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Actual: ChromeOS or Android

    Snobby: Ubuntu with Unity

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    [–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    RHEL because the best Linux is the one you pay for.

    [–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    There's people who pay for Linux!? 😭

    [–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
    [–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    But, like, is for support and stuff, no?

    [–] Dran_Arcana@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    A lot of industries are semi-forced into it. Let me give you an example I know of first-hand. Modern SAP stacks support 3 operating systems. Windows Server, RHEL, and SuSE.

    You're probably thinking to yourself: "but rhel is just regular linux, surely you can install it on anything if you have the appropriate dependencies, I'll bet it even just works on rhel-compatibles like rocky, alma, or centos stream!"

    And you would be ~sort of~ right, but wrong in the most dystopian way possible. The installer itself does hardcoded checks for "compatible" operating systems, using /etc/os-release and a few other common system files. Spoofing those to rhel 8.5 or whatever is easy enough, but the one that really gets you is a dependency for compat-glibc-X.Y-ZZZZ.x86_64. This "glibc compatibility library" is conveniently only accessible via a super special redhat repository granted by a super special sap license (which is like ~$2,000/year/cpu). Looking at the redhat sources it is actually just a bog-standard semi-modern glibc compile with nothing special. The only other thing you get with this license as far as I can tell is another metapackage that installs dependencies, and makes a few kernel tweaks recommended by SAP.

    So you can install it on alma/rocky by impersonating rhel in /etc/os-release, and then compiling a version of glibc and linking it in a special hardcoded location, but SAP/Redhat put as many roadblocks in your way as possible to do this. It took me weeks of reverse-engineering the installer to get our farm off of the ~100k/yr that redhat wanted to charge us for essentially:

    ./configure --enable-bootstrap --enable-languages=c,c++,lto --prefix=/usr --mandir=/usr/share/man --infodir=/usr/share/info --with-bugurl=http://bugzilla.redhat.com/bugzilla --enable-shared --enable-threads=posix --enable-checking=release --enable-multilib --with-system-zlib --enable-__cxa_atexit --disable-libunwind-exceptions --enable-gnu-unique-object --enable-linker-build-id --with-gcc-major-version-only --enable-plugin --with-linker-hash-style=gnu --enable-initfini-array --disable-libquadmath --disable-libsanitizer --disable-libvtv --disable-libgomp --disable-libitm --disable-libssp --disable-libatomic --disable-libcilkrts --without-isl --disable-libmpx --enable-gnu-indirect-function --with-tune=generic --with-arch_32=i686 --build=x86_64-redhat-linux
    Thread model: posix
    gcc version 9.1.1 20190605 (Red Hat 9.1.1-2) (GCC)
    

    definitely worth $100,000/yr... much capitalism, many line go up

    [–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Finally... I found it... Evil Linux...

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    [–] maniii@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    RHEL is subscription based. Not just support anymore. Also for product.

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    [–] frezik@midwest.social 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

    Windows running WSL running a VM running Debian 2.2.

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    [–] myersguy@lemmy.simpl.website 22 points 1 month ago

    Manjaro might be good, but you'll have to adjust the vacuum's clock every time you want to clean

    [–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 19 points 1 month ago

    Void

    Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo--

    [–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
    [–] AlijahTheMediocre@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
    [–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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    [–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago

    Our roborock robot vacuum runs Ubuntu (I'm not joking)

    [–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

    "I use Arch btw"

    [–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

    Just use Windows, it has WSL

    [–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
    [–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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    [–] glowing_hans@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

    I want to install Linux on a Vacuum cleaner, which sucks the most?

    Nix-OS. Nix translates to "nichts" in german, which translates to "nothing" in english. A vacuum creates sucktion force.

    Also I get endless error messages sometimes, when I run nixos rebuild switch --upgrade, that sucks in a metaphorical sense, I need to modify the versions of programs I install.

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    [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    That Justin Bieber Linux?
    (The opposite of Hannah Montana Linux ofc)

    [–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.

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    [–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Ironically it's probably Suckless.

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