Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.
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I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.
I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.
Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.
If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn't have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.
They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.
All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.
TempleOS is the one TRUE OS
TempleOS is God's chosen OS, but I don't live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.
Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90's
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck, it'll be a vacuum cleaner.
Your dad is a great dadjoker!
Apparently it's Athena Linux. At least, that's what the hackable vacuums use.
https://builder.dontvacuum.me/
This website is great xD
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the one you, the reader, uses
Now this turned meta-referencial really quick.
Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?
Kali Linux. All the kids talk about it. All the kids want to be with it.
Hannah Montana Linux.
I'd say Manjaro but they'd probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.
... My vacuum actually does run Linux.
!It's a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn't need internet access!<
There are dozens of us! Mine is a Dreame D9 with a custom GLaDOS voice pack that I can change by updating a CVS file.
RHEL because the best Linux is the one you pay for.
There's people who pay for Linux!? π
mostly enterprise people
But, like, is for support and stuff, no?
A lot of industries are semi-forced into it. Let me give you an example I know of first-hand. Modern SAP stacks support 3 operating systems. Windows Server, RHEL, and SuSE.
You're probably thinking to yourself: "but rhel is just regular linux, surely you can install it on anything if you have the appropriate dependencies, I'll bet it even just works on rhel-compatibles like rocky, alma, or centos stream!"
And you would be ~sort of~ right, but wrong in the most dystopian way possible. The installer itself does hardcoded checks for "compatible" operating systems, using /etc/os-release and a few other common system files. Spoofing those to rhel 8.5 or whatever is easy enough, but the one that really gets you is a dependency for compat-glibc-X.Y-ZZZZ.x86_64. This "glibc compatibility library" is conveniently only accessible via a super special redhat repository granted by a super special sap license (which is like ~$2,000/year/cpu). Looking at the redhat sources it is actually just a bog-standard semi-modern glibc compile with nothing special. The only other thing you get with this license as far as I can tell is another metapackage that installs dependencies, and makes a few kernel tweaks recommended by SAP.
So you can install it on alma/rocky by impersonating rhel in /etc/os-release, and then compiling a version of glibc and linking it in a special hardcoded location, but SAP/Redhat put as many roadblocks in your way as possible to do this. It took me weeks of reverse-engineering the installer to get our farm off of the ~100k/yr that redhat wanted to charge us for essentially:
./configure --enable-bootstrap --enable-languages=c,c++,lto --prefix=/usr --mandir=/usr/share/man --infodir=/usr/share/info --with-bugurl=http://bugzilla.redhat.com/bugzilla --enable-shared --enable-threads=posix --enable-checking=release --enable-multilib --with-system-zlib --enable-__cxa_atexit --disable-libunwind-exceptions --enable-gnu-unique-object --enable-linker-build-id --with-gcc-major-version-only --enable-plugin --with-linker-hash-style=gnu --enable-initfini-array --disable-libquadmath --disable-libsanitizer --disable-libvtv --disable-libgomp --disable-libitm --disable-libssp --disable-libatomic --disable-libcilkrts --without-isl --disable-libmpx --enable-gnu-indirect-function --with-tune=generic --with-arch_32=i686 --build=x86_64-redhat-linux
Thread model: posix
gcc version 9.1.1 20190605 (Red Hat 9.1.1-2) (GCC)
definitely worth $100,000/yr... much capitalism, many line go up
RHEL is subscription based. Not just support anymore. Also for product.
Manjaro might be good, but you'll have to adjust the vacuum's clock every time you want to clean
Void
Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo--
Our roborock robot vacuum runs Ubuntu (I'm not joking)
"I use Arch btw"
Just use Windows, it has WSL
TiVo
I want to install Linux on a Vacuum cleaner, which sucks the most?
Nix-OS. Nix translates to "nichts" in german, which translates to "nothing" in english. A vacuum creates sucktion force.
Also I get endless error messages sometimes, when I run nixos rebuild switch --upgrade
, that sucks in a metaphorical sense, I need to modify the versions of programs I install.
That Justin Bieber Linux?
(The opposite of Hannah Montana Linux ofc)
There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.