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YOU MUST ANSWER MY RIDDLES THREE, ERE THE OTHER SIDE YOU SEE! (lemmy.world)
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago

If you wish to have a pee

You must first solve his riddles three

[–] TheMongoose@kbin.social 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

WHAT! Is your name?

WHAT! Is your quest?

WHERE! Is my breakfast, Karen? I jumped on your bed an hour ago.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

WHAT is the average air speed velocity of this glass flying off of your nightstand?

[–] kevinbacon@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

hurry up cat, I need take shit.

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What....is you favorite color?

[–] nilaus@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Blue..

No Aaahhhh

[–] roon@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Oh no it's the THICC-ler

[–] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 1 points 8 months ago

Is it not so that thou art new? Thou fared well to find me. But cometh thee not for the grave of Sir Artorias? My advice true, forget this! The legend of Artorias art none but a fabrication. Traversing the dark? 'Tis but a fairy tale. Have thine own respect, go not yonder knocking for nothing, I say!