We need more credible fake news.
"On a call with investors, Zuckerberg admits that their inroads into China are falling short of expectations and is considering exiting the market."
Hit him in the wallet, not the scrotum.
this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2025
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Why not both?
I hear deep fakes are getting pretty good
How about the first episode of Black Mirror?
It is now time to remove the fact checking part of these posts and only include the very legitimate reports of his misdeeds, like the time he murdered a baby seal and wore its head as a hat during a boardroom meeting.
Bad gas travels fast on social media
Aw come on. Let's not just tell blatant lies. The ostrich fucked Zuckerberg, get your facts straight people
Allegedly.
It's a three-man job to fuck an ostrich.
It was a sick ostrich
Allegedly
Bad gas travels fast in a small town
Pitter patter...
I Suppose.. If ya really wanted to get to the bottom of it.. We could find someone.. Someone who farms Ostriches
I don't think we need to invite them, though.
I heard it was a sick ostrich.
No it actually happened I was there
You’re Boots?! I thought you didn’t talk.
That’s impressive, fucking an ostrich with a rat penis.
No way Dee Reynolds would let him near her And she bangs everyone
Mark Fuck-a-Bird
Have my upvote
Yeah, Putin -> Kadyrov -> Chechen UFC fighters -> Dana White (head of the UFC) -> Joe Rogan and the alt-right types -> Mark Zuckerberg.
Zuckerberg going from Libertarian patent thief to alt-right Jujitsu fan was kind of inevitable, given the above chain of "Sportswashing", where UFC is part of pushing Russian style anti-woke Manosphere crapola.
This is total fake the ostrich fucked zuck.
DM me for the video
"For" or "With"?
Yes.
I was the ostrich, so I'm making a callout post on my lemmy dot com. Mark "Suckerberg", you got a small dick. It's like the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.
Poor ostrich…
That implies consent, which I'm sure no Ostrich would give.
Allegedlys
I heard he's going to get a divorce so he can marry the ostrich.
I saw it happen