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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago (6 children)

Malaphors? I call these Rickyisms.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Worse case Ontario I get to tell you I toad a so, I fuckin a toad a so.

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[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 0 points 10 hours ago

This looks like ai slop

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 7 points 23 hours ago

You made my day, now you have to sleep in it

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 23 hours ago

She looks like she's been through the run of the mill

[–] dont@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

For those of you speaking German: Hast du enen Scherzkeks gefrühstückt?

[–] extratone@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

You can't have your cake.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can lead a whore to water, but you can't make her douche.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I spit my drink. Oh well, it's water under the fridge.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago

🎵 Under the fridge downtown is where I chewed some cud!

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Me when I say I'll meet new people: we'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 20 hours ago

It's raining cobras and mongooses.

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