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[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Nobody tell him about restaurant kitchens washing their chicken in bleach to remove the smell of freezer burn...

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 2 hours ago

So that's why I can't get my chicken to taste restaurant quality!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

My eggs have chickenshit on them and thats' why they don't need refrigeration like you do in the US.

Also, I can eat them raw if I like. Finnish health authorities sign off on that.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

Aussie supermarkets sometimes refrigerate eggs and sometimes not. No idea what’s going on with them.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Lots of people in the US have backyard chickens and their eggs have shit on them. A lot of us still refrigerate them though (I do). Once you're raised with it, it's a hard mindset to break.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Oh I refrigerate my eggs as well. I don't have my own though.

The shit itself isn't protective, but having it there is a sign the eggs aren't washed like they do in the US egg industry, which removes some sort of protection from the exterior of the shell, which is why US eggs often need refrigeration.

[–] nwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I just spray paint mine. Last for months.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

My eggs do last for months without going bad and they're not refrigerated.

How long do your eggs last?

Also if you don't know whether eggs are bad or not, see if they float. If they float, there's sulphur gas in them and they're no good anymore.

If they sink though, even if they sort of bob upwards from the bottom but still are at the bottom, they're good.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

The only time I would ever wash a chicken is if I'm going to brine it in something. Otherwise it cooks just fine.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Not washing your chicken with vinegar gives it a dirty taste. Don't @ me.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

Bro just discovered marinade, thinks it's "washing". My steaks taste better if I "wash" them with lemon juice

[–] eronth@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I was going to mention not washing your chicken, but the comments nail it. Don't wash your chicken, the bacteria just spreads around your kitchen.

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I remember watching an interview with some chef once. They were asked what common things they would see when they're at someone's house that would keep them from eating, just out of fear. Washing raw chicken in the sink was the instant answer. It splashes everywhere and is very likely to contaminate half your kitchen.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 hours ago

That's disgusting.

That's why I bring my raw chicken to the bathtub. The curtains keep it contained, and it gives me something to do while I shower.

[–] Trilobite@lemm.ee 21 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I used to have a roommate that would wash her veggies and meat in the soapy dishwasher freaking disgusting

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 21 points 21 hours ago

So that's why cilantro tastes like that?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 43 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I'm confused what they think they're washing off. If you don't believe the cooking kills the germs then you're not cooking it right (or are confused). If you think it's something that won't come off with cooking like dirt or dust, then, ew, why are you getting chicken from somewhere that gets it covered in dirt or dust?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

I’m confused what they think they’re washing off.

A LOT of kitchen practices in families are passed-down traditions, with a lot of people not really knowing why they do the things they do.

My Filipino family-in-law washes their cuts of meat, which yeah is entirely unnecessary and I always wondered why they do it, then I traveled to the Philippines and saw the town where they lived, and most of the local butchers hang fresh cuts of meat up on hooks, uncovered, right next to busy roads and sidewalks.

I genuinely don't know how everyone there hasn't died of acute food poisoning from the unrefrigerated meats in high heat and humidity, but they at least like to wash off the road grime and dust.

[–] WammKD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

It can also help tenderize the meat (via vinegar or lemon/lime); I tend to find that, when "nondeveloped" countries talk about washing their meat, it means in a vinegar/citrus solution while "developed" countries quite literally mean just plain water.

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

People who consume a lot of floor chickens

[–] person420@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know what this text is going on about. People don't wash the 'white shit' off chicken. Some people think that washing chicken (or poultry in general) reduces the chance of cross contamination due to salmonella. In reality it makes it more likely for cross contamination because it splatters all around your sink and surrounding areas.

It also doesn't make it taste bland. It's just useless.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 13 hours ago

My guess is that Anon made an assumption about what they were attempting to do while washing it off and that night didn't put a lot of effort into the cooking and also expected it to taste bad.

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 2 points 19 hours ago

Butcher pubes

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[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 83 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It’s recommended you DON’T wash your chicken because that just throws bacteria around your kitchen.

Cook it thorougly. Use a meat thermometer to be sure and you’ll be fine.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I remember hearing the same thing.

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[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I watched a cooking video a few years ago about cooking a whole chicken. In the video it was said "we're not going to wash the chicken". I thought just the idea of washing a chicken was strange, so I checked the comments. It was a trainwreck of people being freaked out and disgusted by how she didn't wash the chicken.

I had to search through several forums and articles afterwards to confirm that I wasn't insane, and that I hadn't lived my whole life with disgusting food habits. But the topic of washing a chicken before you cook it is a strangely divided subject.

[–] revlayle@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I do not think I have ever washed any chicken I have prepared, EVER

[–] Thomrade@lemm.ee 7 points 21 hours ago

The only time I wash chicken is after cooking it, and when I drop it on the floor and thing "eh, I can still eat this"

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is like finding out that there are Flat Earthers that actually believe and it’s not just a satirical joke.

[–] Joeffect@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I bring this up every so often but I remember flat earth being about questioning science and understanding how to think for yourself... That understanding the earth was round was such a simple thing to do just by really looking at the horizon... You could then question other science and try to see how it could be wrong... It was like a gateway into critical thinking or something...

But I never could find any reference to the old club that was started for it or find anything on the topic... I also haven't looked in a while and most of the information is just now about how these people are incorrect and also craziness

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 79 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Yes people do it.

No they shouldn't.

Maybe we all should once Trump disbands the USDA.

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