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[โ€“] shalafi@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Cannot stress this enough, never say this to a woman. Just don't.

When my wife smiles her attractiveness jumps x10. It's almost surreal to see the difference, love it.

Don't ask someone to smile, make them smile. Do something worthy, earn it. Asking is lazy and unworthy. A man is basically saying, "Be pretty for my amusement."

Solid tip from an ex-gf who always shared men and women stuff I had never heard: If she smiles with her lips closed, it's a friendly thing, at best. If she smiles with teeth, that's more genuine. You can't force genuine.

[โ€“] JammaJammaPJ@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

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[โ€“] snootchiebootchies@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure I'd poop if I tried farting in that position

[โ€“] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Don't be ashamed if you fart while urinating, there is no rain without thunder. โ€” Matthew Wineman

Iโ€™d also like to add that sometimes there is hail during a thunderstorm.

[โ€“] don@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago

โ€œYou should talk less.โ€

[โ€“] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Turn that frown upside-down!

[โ€“] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 3 days ago

I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Farting in a jerk's face would certainly make me smile.

[โ€“] JammaJammaPJ@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Manufacture your own joy ๐Ÿ˜Š