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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm good with tools. I can keep a vehicle running, I can build houses, etc. Oh I can also fly, so we could take over an island and not have to stay on the mainland.

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[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 1 points 5 days ago

Assuming I don't die immediately somehow, I doubt I'd last long without anti-rejection meds for my transplanted heart, probably not a pleasant way to go out either.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'd rather die immediately than eke out a survival existence in the rubble until mutants finally eat me alive or petty warlords make me fight in an arena.

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

I’m English capable and am really good regarding German stuff as well.

Willing to mediate between the two sides 🙂

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