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[–] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I always thought I had bad indoor allergies until i moved out of my parents house. They have chain smoked inside with the windows closed for my whole life. Moving out was the best thing I ever did for my health.

I hate cigarettes now, especially since I quit smoking myself(didnt smoke inside though) I don't even know why I started in the first place. I'm dumb I guess?

[–] capital@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Straight up child abuse. Fuck...

Every once in a while I still spot someone smoking with kids in the car. That shit makes me irate.

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Grew up in Asia. The less fancy one. Used to go buy my Dad cigarettes from across the street and toss out the filters when I was like 8 lol.

*He's been smoke free for over 22 years. The amount of disinformation from Big tobacco, at least where I grew up, was insane. He is a very educated man and still... Cigarette was a status symbol, symbol of sophistication, when he was growing up.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Dont worry americans if you want to smell smoke 24/7 just come to france or eastern europe.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Hit the ground in Germany, bombarded by smokers almost instantaneously.

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I went to Italy last year and the outdoor seating of restaurants probably had a solid millimetre thick layer of tobacco all over

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[–] Miaou@jlai.lu 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Germany is worse than France ime.

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[–] ximtor@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Living in Norway, it always strikes me how disgusting smoking still is, even outside, when i go to central europe. You get completely unused to the amount of smoke and stink e.g. outside of stores

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I only ever smell it outside anymore, but I walk away fanning the air in front of my face. It's so nasty.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Can always tell the people who smoke in their cars.

Their cloths are saturated in it and they're noseblind to it. I'm in Healthcare and you get off an elevator and can tell when the Caregiver who smokes was on the elevator before you.

NICE

Always am heavily cognizant since I smoke weed to not be like the ciggy cunts. Would want someone to tell me.

[–] kipo@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Isn't weed the same way? I can always smell it on people who smoke it. It might not be quite as 'sticky' as cigarette smoke?, but I can still smell it on people's clothes until they are washed, or in their house or car.

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Yeah weeds pretty much the same, the tar from the smoke sticks to everything.

I think the scent chemicals just break down faster.

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[–] tacomama@leminal.space 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

i’m old enough to remember smoking sections on airplanes. Not to be dramatic but, I felt like I was going to die!

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Even as a smoker I hated indoor smoking.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

It was absolutely disgusting. I only flew once as a kid prior to it being outlawed but I was sick from it.

[–] starbrite@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 days ago

Despite never having touched a cigarette in my life, my mom smokes pretty heavily... Knowing i probably stink to everyone else really sucks ;-;

[–] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 10 points 6 days ago

Since my colleagues have missed the invention of Deodorant and washing themselves I'd beg to differ.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

I remember coming home from shows in high school/college and I would have to shower and throw my clothes in the washer. I was so happy when smoking was finally banned in clubs.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well, now the streets just smell like weed instead.

[–] ECB@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Yeah weed easily smells at least as bad

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[–] Akuji@leminal.space 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I still remember when it was okay to smoke inside hospitals. Fun times...
When I quit, it took just a few weeks to recover my sense of smell, and I wish it didn't because my house reeked of acrid smoke for months. Even my clean clothes smelt like unwashed smoked ass, it was sickening.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

I still remember when it was okay to smoke inside hospitals. Fun times…

All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again.

[–] capital@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Born in early 90's. We were still responding "non" to the first question that was asked entering a restaurant.

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I was born in the early 80s. Yes I remember a time when so many people smoked and indoor smoking was extremely common.

Even children's places were ok for adults to smoke in. You know on how many arcade bars today they have cup holders bolted onto the machines for people to put their drinks (alcoholic or otherwise)? Back in the 80s and 90s, they had the same thing in many of those arcades... but they were bolted on ashtrays.

[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I recently sat in a flight with a Boeing so old it still had ashtrays.

I can't even Imagine this...

Edit: Of course none of them functional or used in any way... Same with the "non smoking" signs next to the "seatbelts" light up thingies on every seat group.

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You're probably talking about a plane so old it had ashtrays in the arm rests. Just as an interesting note, though, the FAA still requires ashtrays on new aircraft. Not in every seat, but they're required to have one in each lavatory. They are also all required to have the no smoking signage as a constant reminder that there is absolutely no smoking.

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[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 6 points 6 days ago

My mother in law smokes, so a visit to her house always results in throwing whatever clothes we’ve taken directly into the washing machine when we get home.

Worse though, is that it takes a few days for the smell to leave my CPAP machine. I put a new filter in, but it still somehow lingers.

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

American casinos fucking reek

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 4 points 6 days ago

A lot of countries still do. Japan has changed a lot in the 15isj years since I first came and even more in the decade I've been living here

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I quite a pack a day habit 12 years ago and one of the first things I noticed when my sense of taste and smell returned was how aweful smokers smelled when they'd walk into a building after a cigarette. I had thought the smell was off me within maybe 10 minutes but I found out quick that the smell never really goes away. Feels like a previous life thinking I smoked because I can't see myself ever smoking even a single cig for the rest of my life because it's so revolting to me now. Oddly enough, however, sometimes I'll see someone light up a fresh cig in a movie or something and I'll get this strong 2-3 second craving for a smoke. It's so strange how even over 12 years since my last one, I still get these strange urges for a cig by seeing someone of TV light one up.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

My aunt hasn't smoked in 40 years and she says she still gets the odd random moment like that, and she was really just a social smoker, it wasn't a heavy habit for her. It's funny.

[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In my Language there is a word for this, roughly translated into "Lung-Hunger".

It's not just the Nicotine.

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