eating fiber helps
this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2024
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Anon needs to eat more fiber
Funny how there's always a completely moot discussion about wiping techniques or bidets when the real issue with people having to wipe 20 times is almost always diet.
If you think that's bullshit go ahead and buy a small (for testing) pack of psyllium husk, consume two table spoons a day (in water or on top of a meal) and witness yourself becoming One-Sheet-Shane on the throne in 3 days.
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and probably a shave
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FFS get some technique. You use 3 squares folded over and do a pinch. You then use 2 squares folded for a second pinch. The last is two squares folded for a wipe, then folded again for the last clean up wipe. Yes, bidet is better but you're gonna have to poo in a public restroom at some point. This isn't rocket surgery, people. Get it together
Our public bathrooms often have bidet showers.
Like every bathroom will have at least one stall with one. Newer gas stations will have one in each.
This isn't rocket surgery, people
Idk man I'm a bit hungover and I didn't even try to mentally follow your arsewipe-origami.
Bidet is the obvious way to do it right. Japanese toilet second, but if you can-t go at home, at least use moist TP towelettes, and don-t flush them! Throw them in the waste bin!
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Anon never got a new piece of TP after the first wipe...
Just painting that starfish brown with lavish strokes
Why use toilet paper when bidet shower exists?
Yes. You just use this to blast water into your colon until it's sparkling clean inside. I love it.
It's normally just for the outside, but I like how you think...
Well if you're shoving the show head past your anus and rectum into your colon, I think you might have been misinformed on the proper use of bidet showers.
I just wash the outside. Seems much easier and more efficient in terms of hygiene. 
Yes, the deeper the better.
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Bidet is the way, for sure. Butt if you don't have access to that, and you are unfortunately enough to have a messy shit, I suggest spitting on the toilet paper (and give it an extra fold so that it doesn't tear).
Hawk tuah
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I wonder if OP forgot to fold the TP or use a new clean bunch and is just wiping their ass over and over with their own shit.
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