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Things didn't end well for the last guy...

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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 199 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Or just don't show up to work, and start looking for another job.

What they gonna do? Shoot you for "being sick and unable to report to work"?

Message for Government Employees: If you work a government job, DON'T GO TO WORK WHEN THE GOVERNMENT IS SHUT DOWN. Fuck that BS, don't let the government treat you like a slave. Calling out from work is not a crime (even if it is, fuck them anyways).

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 97 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

All TSA agents should strike at the same time those days, wearing green hats and fake mustaches

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nothing would change, the TSA does nothing but harass lawful citizens.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah lol, people would probably have a great travel experience and want to make it permanent. Strikes only work if your job is important to someone, otherwise they work against you

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm gonna guess that the airports will shut down in the US if TSA is not available. They're not just gonna let people through without any security in place.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Have you met them? They're basically otherwise unemployable.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Meh, I'm sure their local police force, who are toally well trained and organized and not filled with overweight people, would gladly accept them, just look at what the average cop looks like. These TSA agents will fit right in.

(Not that I want there to be more cops, but sadly thats where these people will end up. 🤷‍♂️)

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[–] resin85@lemmy.ca 175 points 1 month ago (9 children)

And they ripped out funding for pediatric cancer research. $250 million.... or around 0.05% of president Musk's net worth. Why do repubs hate kids with cancer?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago

Because they're not profitable.

[–] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Also 900 million will not be going to North Carolina hurricane relief.

Cold heartless bastards

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[–] fatalicus@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (56 children)

They want to strip away everything that reduces infant mortality, so that people start having more kids again since so many of them will die young.

Then later they give it back, and since they already took away the right to abortion... Boom, population explosion and a bunch of poor kids are born to later be exploited in factories and wars.

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just a reminder that Elon Musk is not from the United States.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

...which is why he had to buy a president instead of buy the presidency.

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[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 70 points 1 month ago (11 children)

I'm sorry but, FUCK THE TSA. Go join a real theater group, assholes.

[–] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 54 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Fuck the TSA, but the people who work there because it is a paying job deserve stable employment like the rest of us. They don't make the decisions.

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[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 month ago

TSA agents are ineffectual on the best of days, but without pay? Between that and the amazing production quality at Boeing I'm quite content to not fly anywhere.

[–] knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (16 children)

Sorry, but unemployed TSA should get no sympathy. In fact, if you want to kill government programs, it should be at the front of the line. Pork barrel security theater bullshit.

Fuck the TSA and the idiots on power trips working for them.

[–] minnow@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not the employees' fault, saying they should get no sympathy is a dick move.

That aside, I agree the TSA is a great example of the kind of spending that needs cut and the department dissolved.

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Have you seen the kind of people these kinds of jobs attracts? We aren't talking about Starbucks workers, we are mostly talking about people that get off on power trips.

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[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

President Musk flexing his muscles even before puppet inauguration.

One thing I wondered is what would happen if Putin and Musk disagree at some point about what Trump is supposed to do? But the answer is actually easy: whoever strokes Trump's ego better at the time gets their policy through. Trump lives in the moment.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know, I still think Putin has info on Trump that Trump really doesn't want to be public for whatever reason. So I'm thinking he would defer to Putin.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (10 children)

I used to think that, but there's nothing Trump could have done that the loony right wing public wouldn't gleefully dismiss as not important. (Well, apart from a lewd orgy with trans Muslim Mexican immigrants, but I don't think any of those exist, and Trump would just call it faked anyway.)

Now I think that Putin just rings him up to tell him what a great president he is and all the world admires how strong a leader he is, not like those weak Democrats who (insert policy Putin wants dropped), no, Trump is a strong and courageous leader and everyone can tell how strong and virile he is because he supports policies like (insert policy that Putin wants implemented).

I mean maybe there's a video of Trump shouting "Yes, shove that big beautiful black dildo in me harder!", but I don't think it's necessary at all. See how easy it was for the North Korean president to get Trump to completely change direction. He just sweet talked him for a bit. Trump is an absolute sucker for someone he perceives as strong telling him he's great. American foreign policy is at the whim of any world leader who can make Trump feel proud of himself for a week.

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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (7 children)

It's going to be a long 4 years

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[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Out of the loop, what do you mean SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT???

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s a thing that’s been happening a lot over the past few years where US politicians refuse to sign bills that approve government spending (such as continuing to pay government employees) until their demands about some unrelated thing are met.

[–] itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com 58 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I believe the term for this is “political blackmail”.

Why it is accepted and legal, I don’t understand.

[–] mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like terrorism to me

[–] Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

No, no, terrorism is when you kill people who have money.

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[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How bout they just dont show up? The TSA is a fraudulent agency anyway. Pre-9/11 security worked just fine.

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[–] ThePrimitive@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (12 children)

We need to teach him to be scared of us.

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 month ago
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 month ago (17 children)

Why do they have to work? Doesn’t it make more sense to shutdown US airports?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago

Or just run them without TSA, like we used to before 9/11

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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ruining the holidays for a bunch of government employees, not just TSA. I am more worried about air traffic controllers, NASA, NOAA, FDA, the VA (yeah they suck, but a lot of people depend on them and making them work unpaid is definitely not going to improve anything), and thousands of other government employees that will go without pay. The longer it lasts, the worse it will be for the economy.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Damn. Imagine just showing up to work knowing you won't be paid, with a bunch of other coworkers who are in the exact same socio-economic hostage crisis.

Gotta wonder if there's some kind of organizational remedy. Like... a collection of workers who could all respond together as a single labor unit to demand a different set of policies on pain of withholding their labor until their demands are met.

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[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Remember when the goverment was first shut down in a long time, if ever before, when Republicans thought it would be a good ratfucker move to harm Obama's presidency, and it blew up in their faces, and our Country went from a AAAA rated borrower to a AAA borrower due to government disfunction? We seriously need a law that prevents this stupid shit from happening again. Maybe if they don't pass funding, we just renew the last passed funding. It pisses me off so much. Imagine getting paid a significant amount of tax payer money, a life long sipend, and better health care than most the county, and not even doing your job and letting the goverment shut down. At some point here the lawlessness is going to convince enough people that it seriously doesn't matter anymore.

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[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not even a government shutdown can stop the TSA from harassing people

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 24 points 1 month ago (10 children)

"Oh you're not gonna pay me today? Guess I'm not working today."

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I get it, but having people feel bad for the TSA of all organizations is a tall order. Why not pick a less controversial gov agency effected like say the National Parks and Museums?

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

"let them eat cake" -Elon Musk

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I hope that US citizens will remember who caused the chaos out of pure spite when the next election comes around.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why would anyone remember? You clearly don't remember how often this happens.

This happens constantly and 80% of the time it's republicans playing games (not being unable to agree, but agreeing and then doing stupid shit because of the tea party or Trumpers or whatever)

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Remember? Mmmmwwwwhahahahaha!

Not a chance, not with the publics goldfish like memory span and media companies pushing their narrative.

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