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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The pig looks tight ngl

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] strawberrysocial@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I remember seeing a faded, sun bleached poster of this on the wall of our guidance counsellor's office and thinking, those animals look so adorable. Didn't make me want to smoke but also didn't make me not want to.

[–] Buffalobuffalo@reddthat.com 14 points 2 days ago

I am not sure if it is a good campaign. I don’t smoke but this makes smoking look cooler than most of the old smoking ads I have seen.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 176 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Sadly it does look cool 😮‍💨

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 100 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (8 children)

Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he's ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend's parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.

Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude's spittin Bukowski all on his own.

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[–] WorkIsSlow@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago (3 children)

This is the closest I've ever come to smoking.

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[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 36 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Well, the chimp, the duck and the frog all looked pretty cool.

[–] neomachino@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The chicken looks pretty cool too, like he'll steal your wallet and your girl in between puffs before you even finish coughing.

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[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

Frog has swag

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 72 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah uh, that wasn't a good anti smoking ad.

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 26 points 3 days ago

That duck looks so metal, fuck, I feel like a smoke right about now.

[–] B312@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

The frog and the chimp are iconic

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[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 37 points 3 days ago

Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 90 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Shiiit now I've got to take up smoking again. Just when I've been clean for 25 years.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 2 days ago

I know. I haven't smoked in 18 yrs but those animals have me thinking again.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Monkeys smoking cigarettes became cool about 4 weeks after this poster went up

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[–] Femcowboy@lemm.ee 52 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The frog and the chimp go so hard

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I dunno man, if that Duck called me a fucking loser I wouldn't argue

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

The chimp is Hemingway ~~drinking~~ dreaming up his next masterpiece

[–] Deway@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

I stopped smoking almost 7 years ago. This ad makes me regret it.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 46 points 4 days ago (2 children)

On the ape it looks cool, though.

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 41 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Just look at these losers.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 days ago

Fuck I want a cigarette now.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

God damn. Being cool is bad for your lungs.

Well most of them are also dead now, which may or may not be related.

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Probably the coolest looking group of non ninja/mutant/teenage animals I've ever seen.

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[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 26 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Maybe I'm just too immersed in the culture of my youth, but the only ones that don't look 'good' are the horse and the deer. The horse could be fixed by styling the mane, and the deer might be better with a more vertical angle.

Fuck smoking and smokers, but yeah it looks 'cool' to me.

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[–] rainy@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

one of my teachers in HS had a variation of this on his classroom wall, the chimp always looked so chill

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago

It's not great. I've way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.

That chicken looks like it's in a gangster movie.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 21 points 3 days ago

In fairness that chimp looks pretty bad-ass.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I just don't understand how people accept smelling like absolute shit all day. idk if they think they stop smelling the moment they litter the street with their cigarette butts but that shit stays on you for the rest of the day and when you walk around you smell how an ashtray must taste. disgusting.

[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago

My grandmother was always a smoker. The smell reminded me of her and her home more than anything gross.

Also the smoke does make the ability to taste and smell significantly worse.

That being said I finally kicked the habit 4 years ago.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 6 points 3 days ago

I hate the smell of smoke, I can't even work when my co workers come back from a smoke

But this? Man, shitttt it's cool

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[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Which smoking animal do you feel like today?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Someone pick the cool ones and make them into an album cover for some 80's rock band.

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

Is it really that excellent? Big "how do you do fellow kids" energy with this one. They all look like they could be the star of a cult classic gritty animated film noir feature about anthropomorphic animals set in wartime 1940s brooklyn. Call it "The primal inside me" or something, get that triple entendre going for it.

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

That frog (toad?) makes me want to smoke right now.

This was made by a Furry.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The duck looks like it's about to tell me this amazing financial opportunity that came across his desk this morning.

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[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Weirdest DND alignment chart.

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