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[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Netflix car-fixer show guy: “this would be a great deal at TWICE the price, we’re gonna make a killing once we get this job done but we only have TWO DAYS other wise the client is gonna bail.”

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago

No low ballers, no tire kickers DON'T WASTE MY TIME price FIRM I know what I got

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's a Wasilla listing, it might be genuine.

[–] t_chalco@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There might even be some valley folk buyers too

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Hey I'm driving through tomorrow, I might go see if they'll bring it down $500 or so!

do you think they'll go down to $1,237?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

That pricing. It's like someone challenged him to count to 8.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Seems a little high for a 2002 model. Is it 4 wheel drive?

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Get outta here tire kicker. The price is FIRM I know what I got

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago (4 children)

What could have caused that? Some sort of gravitational anomaly?

[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 days ago

Its Alaska, so probably a moose.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's a pedestrian's fault. ~/s~

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

there are no bike lanes (other than fully seperate walking paths, or things where a gutter might have been)

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

The Zone is not known for being forgiving.

maybe a tree or branch falling on it?

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago

Those Toyotas really hold their value

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

I KNOW WHAT I GOT!

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Those dents will pull right out

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Little toilet plunger, little Bondo.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 10 points 4 days ago

Hi Nick, is this still available?

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I think the cab is missing a little bit of its Xtra

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Yet here i am with my 18 year old car that is actually running, still looks good enough with only minor damage, and not going to sell it because I couldn't possibly think anyone wants it. If I did sell it there's no way i could ask more than 1k.

[–] Mobile@leminal.space 1 points 2 days ago

You'd be surprised. I had a beatup 2005 Ford Focus that I bought for $500 to learn how to drive stick. The seat fabric was torn up and staind. Foggy head lights. Mildew smell after a rain. I donated it to a local radio station where they'd sell the vehicle to help support the radio station.

They sold it for $1500.

[–] st3ph3n@midwest.social 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

$3k seems to be the minimum for anything that can actually run and drive nowadays

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

$3k + $1k in parts/maintenance is more accurate.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

16yo car, looks like shit because of a wrap that should've been taken off ages ago, scratches, curbrash etc. Got people asking me to sell it to them, leaving me notes behind the wipers, even freaking couriers asking while delivering a package. I could get like $3k more than what I paid for it.

You just gotta buy a roughly sports-car-ish cult classic / a car everyone wanted but is affordable now, and keep it when people want to buy cars (i.e. after covid). Shame, cause I promised myself / the car that it dies with me, either wrapped around a tree, or in a junkyard when its engine blows / it isn't worth it to replace the broken parts.

The moose and squirrel special

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

More like Toyota Needsacab

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It started as an Xtracab but was downgraded to cab.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

Through a process probably involving merlot

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

That's dragon damage