So they touch it and tell us what it feels like?
this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2024
530 points (99.4% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
27207 readers
3599 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Ya but you have to pay extra for eye contact
I’m not too sure I’d trust a second-handy from Goodwill.
Yeah I don't have time to hang around for the second one.
Touching me
Touching youuuuu
As a musician who has had to play it more times than I’d care to admit, I just want to remind everyone that Neil Diamond wrote that song about an 11-year-old
Oh my
W.T.F.
I was hearing The Darkness.
No that would be:
Touchin’ meEEEEEEEeeeEE! Touchin’ yoOOOOOOOoooOO! Touching’ me YEAH I’M TOUCHIN’ YOOOOOOU!
There is clearly a reason why they put this sign up. I'd be curious to hear what that reason was
There are a few universal truths to humanity.
One is that there are two types of people: those who can have nice, delicate things, and those who should be denied entrance to anywhere the first group goes.
The test is: can you pick up and appropriately place a needle on a record.
Reminds me of an ad a local radio station does for a U-Pull-It salvage yard.
"Hey man! You can't do that here!"
"But the sign says U-Pull-It?!?"
"That's not what that means!"
"Oh . . . you wanna pull it for me then?"
They're worse than my wife.
Let me fix that : « Please don’t yourselves ask it » … « Touch us for Thx » … « to touch you !! »
-- Signed, the Catholic Church