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[–] redeyejedi@lemmy.world 117 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What is interesting is how the guy standing there appears to be all legs and arms with a short torso. It's gotta be some sort of foreshortening perspective with the camera but it looks hilarious.

[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He’s just built different

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

He can deadlift without bending down

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

He looks like a Stretch Armstrong, lol

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

As a photographer, I can tell you emphatically that it's not perspective.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Just your standard mutie, got it

[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think it's perspective, but that it was captured WS the camera was falling

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That ain't it otherwise his arms would be deformed as well. Looks like his waist was shopped up to me... Also removing his right thumb.

[–] MooseTheDog@lemmy.world 95 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 60 points 2 weeks ago

Last known image by the murder victim after he was killed by 'Legs' Malloy

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 45 points 2 weeks ago

there is literally nothing uninteresting about this photo

[–] socsa@piefed.social 41 points 2 weeks ago

Bro leave some legs for the rest of us

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

Perfect album cover

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So I take it you left your torso at home.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Never skip abdomen day

[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago

Holy monkey build

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And then somehow laid still and took the shot after they'd fallen

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Could have been a burst of shots.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"yeah, thats me on the ground. You're probably wondering how this came to be. It started 2 weeks ago on an unlikely Tuesday..."

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Man this is exactly how they always do it. I hate it so much when a movie or episode starts like this, wow so innovative to do a flashback, just tell the story ffs

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

My man's butt crack must go halfway up his back

[–] Magnolia_@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

Peak male body, weather you like it or not

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Now you’re the art for a true crime podcast.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Dude looks like a Rescue Hero.

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Me after getting killed by my friend in Ark

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

This dude over here using the DK mode cheat