Wtf is that headline? What else could you do with an investigation?
this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2024
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They could either have written the headline or dropped it.
Nice
for breakfast i ate toast that i must either digest or throw up
Why not have it surgically extracted?
shit good point
I'll surgically extract you
maybe it wants to draw attention to it being really bad time to do that since investigation will likely be dropped and it might also make it difficult to do it later due to precedent. Coming administration will be completely corrupt and expecting anything else is delusional.
FWIW, the direction of corruption depends on who is paying. If Microsoft doesn't play ball but Amazon or Google or whoever else want to "tip" some members of the administration in exchange for "fairly" investigating a rival, I could possibly see it going somewhere.
This is the AI news cycle now. Gotta love the new normal
I spread them on toast and then eat them with a nice cup of tea
Man, that headline is fucking hilarious. 😂
The Bill guy, likes'm young. Fun guy, though.
-Trump, probably