this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2024
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[–] lousyd@lemmy.sdf.org 62 points 3 weeks ago

Is this because you're moving into the White House?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Huh, didn't know JD Vance got a divorce

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Why would he it's a mattress, er mistress.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 37 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Is that horse or elephant cum? .... need to know because it will affect the price .... and is it still wet?

[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll give you $300 but I need you to also give me a spoon

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Lights up clear as day under UV.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

How I imagine AirBNB furniture looks after a year of rentals

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

I can’t go higher than $69

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago

With enough motivation, enough carpet cleaning detergent and a power washer, that will clean up nicely.

Or just set it on fire.

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] parody@lemmings.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

You should see the couch they’re keeping

[–] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

The goon couch

[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like angry running patrick carrying holed spongebob in his hand

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I think they got it from a platypus.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Zxf2MgYCOm0