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[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 101 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

TV is getting weird? I guess it's time to switch to a channel that glorifies violence. Yeah, that's normal.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I like my violence with high impact sexual gratification.

nothing gets my engine going faster than a bunch of sweaty dudes raging in a circle while they bang each other in the rear just to get ahead.

ka-chow

[–] other_cat@lemmy.world 68 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It would have cost you nothing to not share that.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

But we're all glad he did.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Get out of here with your auto-eroticism!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Auto-erotic asphyxiation is when you suck on the pipe.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

Pass me harder daddy!

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I am sickened, but curious

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

lol .... mom switches to the news channel with live unedited coverage of the war in Gaza

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

And now over to sports.....

The Detroit Tigers got killed today in their game against the Cleveland Guardians.

Oh yeah? What happened?

I just told you. The Tigers were killed during the game. Gun violence in Detroit is a serious issue.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Frankly would rather that than coded religious messages that encourage bigotry. At least (some) of the negative effects of violence are usually shown - not so much when it comes to thinking you're better than others because you were told your Sky-Daddy said so.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I just renewed my Purge TV subscription.

[–] MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Weirdly, the Purge tv series was pretty decent for what it was

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

And honestly too realistic.

[–] transMexicanCRTcowfart@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I zoomed to read the package bc I like when they use parody brand names. "Swodnoc".

[–] Peter1986C@lemmings.world 89 points 3 weeks ago

It simply says "condoms" upside down, lol.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, I got your joke anyway

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's impossible to miss if you go back and actually look at the name.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Can't wait for the How It's Actually Made of this one.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Lube slip’n’slide, here I cum

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Or "You Suck at Cooking"

How to act edgy and waste food.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's actually a 24 hour channel called ..... Pornhub

Well you see son, when a man wants to rent an apartment, deliver pizza, chill with his step mom and/or step sister, interview a model, ride in a taxi, or go hiking in the woods, very very much...