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Race Condition (programming.dev)
submitted 8 months ago by alx@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Knock knock

Race Condition

Who's there?

Source: https://mastodon.social/@fribbledom/111210722649973106

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[-] mrbn@lemmy.ca 60 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Good one, let me try!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Race Condition

[-] funkajunk@lemm.ee 49 points 8 months ago

Works on my machine!

[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago

We are not shipping your machine, @funkajunk!

[-] droans@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Well, that's basically just containers.

[-] Xanvial@lemmy.world 45 points 8 months ago

Seems the bug is fixed, let's ship it

[-] nogrub@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

deploy on friday

[-] 404@lemmy.zip 33 points 8 months ago

"Did you get the reference? Do you need a pointer?"

[-] dukk@programming.dev 11 points 8 months ago

For those who don’t understand, he mea Segmentation fault (core dumped)

[-] 404@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

C this guy gets it!

[-] david@feddit.uk 27 points 8 months ago

Actually made me laugh, thank you.

[-] alx@programming.dev 9 points 8 months ago

Same happened to me, so I decided to share!

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago

I know a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

Can you send it via TCP?

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Yeah, are you ready?

[-] alx@programming.dev 10 points 8 months ago

knock knock

who's there?

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threthreadsads whthreadso?

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