this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reverse the polarity of something?

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry, Sonic screwdriver is out of order.

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Firing up the halberd beam

[–] elvith@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Captain, current status report:

  • Hull breach detected

  • O2 system on fire

  • Oxygen low

  • Intruders on board

  • sensors offline

  • Only we two of the crew are left

What are your orders?

Well, I guess... all energy on weapons, if we go down, we will take them with us!

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Today is a good day to die.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hah! I shall modulate my gait, they’ll never predict the movements of my Barclay Maneuver.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Walk without rhythm and it won’t attract the Q.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Posting a Star Trek meme with a Star Wars title.

That's a paddlin'

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Time to jettison the warp core, laddie.

[–] tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

To the holodeck!