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Alby @Alby:

Finally, an answer.

[News headline]

Drunken sailor fined and suspended

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[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

EAR'LYE IN THE MOR'NIN

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Suspended by neck until dead?

Weigh hey and up she rises.

[–] onion@feddit.de 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The song has lots of answers

[–] ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Yeah, but in bits of the song that don’t get stuck in my head

[–] PenguBlue@lemmy.ca 14 points 9 months ago

🎶What do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunker sailor early in the morning?

Give him a fine and suspend his license. Give him a fine and suspended his license. Give him a fine and suspend his license early in the morning. 🎶

[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

They waited until the afternoon