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Defend your answer (i.imgur.com)
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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Would also accept a series of comic panels from a training montage where Answer learns to fight so it can defend itself.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kid was expelled under the zero tolerance policy for drawing a gun

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Expelled? Arrested.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not sure about that. What was their skin tone?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Doesn't matter if they're neurodivergent.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Oh my god! A kid drew a g*n! Call the police, call the swat team, call CPS, kick him out of school to save us all!!!!"

And that is why we can't have nice things anymore.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

So way back during the 2016 election, I was finishing up some mandatories for my trade degree. The teacher made a pretty relevant point about how the upcoming president would have a large impact on this particular subject, as there was a lot of federal fingers in that particular frosting.

Someone made an outrageously stupid, but harmless comment about changing the subject before this turns in to another (recent school shooting).

About 10 seconds later there are police in the room. We were sent out for a break while the police talked to that guy, and ultimately walked him out of the building, and they sent us home for the night.

And then he was back at the next class.

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I hope that this is a true story

[–] credo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What is that- double strand? Weak.

B-

Edit: For the uninitiated.

[–] Atlusb@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I was making this I would give them a small % of the points for defending.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

If you were making this, it'd be dumb to grade your own work like that.

[–] ghostface@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

He didn't even call in air support, can you really claim it was defended???

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

Well that's a D for defense.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Well the defense was clearly not holding very long so...

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Really, their answer should be rigged to explode in case the defenses get breached.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

The person said that they arent sure they can defend the answer for much longer. The protection will fail