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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Streetlight Manifesto

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

Goddamned Whitemane!

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago

shitting myself

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it means "some", given the context

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?

[–] Rinox@feddit.it 2 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure that, with autocorrect, it's harder to write sm than some, so idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago
[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 months ago

different tone

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don't do that to strangers.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Man, if you're throwing rizz for three months, you ain't throwing rizz.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

... So should I stop trying to date 😩

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

First of all, stop saying "rizz" because you sound like an idiot.

[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it's painful to look at

And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you're a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized

Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you

It's okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and ~~initiate a eugenics campaign to erase and prevent Autistic births~~ CURE THE AUTISM!

...

(Tone is /s)

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Maybe she’s autistic

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

it's only "rizzing up a girl" if it's actually working lol anon is delulu

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind "sm" or "smth". I hope that trend dies.

"Rizz" on the other hand is a fantastic term.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Sm" seems too short but "smth" has been used for decades.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I still don't know what that means , but I always read it as "Shit in My Hands"

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

It means shake my hand, you're welcome

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i think it's 'shaking my head'

[–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It's def shaking my head (in disappointment). I used to think people were misspelling stg (I swear to god) in reddit til I asked there one day.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

You really cannot understand this without known what "sm" means here. Can someone please explain?

Edit: Thanks for the replies. But I just realized that wasn't all that is needed to understand. Key ring drawings having meaning? Is that some esoteric shit? Probably best, I just leave this thread for some memes I do get.

[–] greengear5@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I read it as 'some'.

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Fake: Annon is 100% autistic

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like my girlfriend because she's autistic. I don't want some dummy with blond hair and orange skin.

[–] Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, the two types of women that exist.