SON YOU JUST GIVE EM A SMACK ON THE BUM AND A WINK LISTEN TO YOUR OLD MAN HES GOT GOOD LIFE EXPERIENCE
this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2024
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Life experience has negative value when the norms of consent have evolved in a matter of decades.
shut up nerd
Fake: anon has a female friend
Gay: anon likes the tip
*tries it on girl*
"Not me dummy!"
At least he's trying. Body language is one of those things that makes me think in terms of "humans" rather than "people". I can't understand human body language.
You're a non-human person?
Well yes, they're clearly a robot. You think only humans read this?
My friend would wait for an awkward silence and grab a boob. Life in the fast lane 😎