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His other name is Teleporno
"Celeborn was a Sindarin prince of Doriath, being the grandson of Elmo"
Teleporno, son of Pornhubo, brother of xHamster, brother-in-law of Thin-rod.
Real time ultra fast (self-?)censorship directly on the data input bus to the brainhole.
Nothing is prefect, let us just pretend this didn't happen just now & lets enjoy the work further.
I'm guessing.
I wouldn't televise mine but you do you celeborn
Look, homie just tryin to make a dollar while competing against hardcore orc porn and hobbit scat fetish. Leave him alone
"Is this one of those illegal channels? It's so blurry you can't even see anything. Oh wait there it is, wow, I thought that was an arm at first."
As someone who's a fan of the Silmarillion, idk how I never knew this.
If we wanna be pedantic (and I usually do), Pippin’s Real Name is Razanur.
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Telephone Pornography
RNs will know what the ringtone would be.
First you have to crank the shaft to get some power & establish signal, then proceed to tell some 75%-of-minimum-wage operator in Mordor who you wish to contact, and only then explain in great detail a rather hot sexual encounter that borders on fantasy.
Such is the daily life of a junior teleporner.
Hey, he earned that name in battle! Wear it proudly!
What did he do to earn his real name?
Maybe he found some interesting new uses for a Palantir.
It fit (& transmitted) places you wouldn't imagine!!
Elrond: "Is this... are we inside a cave? It's day outside, but the Palantir itself is the only light. Oh Eru damn it, Celeborn!"
Idk my brother is the Lotr buff and this sent me down a rabbit hole. I guess its just his name in Telerin, but now I can say my brother is wrong about something he is passionate about and that in itself is worth it.