I totally don't need this, and I guess my big, loud, hot, noisy, annoying desktop is finally stable so I don't reeeeallllly have any justification there but somehow I still preordered.
...and got the trackpad.
Be nice to be free of both Windows and Linux on the desktop - sorry guys: <3 Linux-the-Server but not Linux-the-Desktop, even after 25 years of trying to.