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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 28 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

They did Celeborn so dirty in the movies.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 24 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

At least he's in the movies, AMAZON.

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

2nd to last episode of this season pissed me off....

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

... why would you keep watching after season 1 when it was super clear they had no idea what to do with this project?

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Curiosity, but at this point this show is entirely a bad fanfiction and has zero respect for the source material

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 63 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Galadriel and Celeborn were married in the First Age and the story takes place at the end of the Third, so they were married for at least six and a half thousand years. During that time, they had one child. How often do you think they had sex?

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago

Successfully millions of times, unsuccessfully once.

[–] BumpingFuglies@lemmy.zip 25 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

To be fair, his name is Celeborn. Can't blame him for being celibate.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 28 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

No, I blame Tolkien and his literally making elves only bang for the purpose of procreation because he's a repressed Catholic weirdo sometimes.

Jokes on him, modern society has agreed elves are hos.

[–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 hours ago

Some would say 40k maybe went a little too far in the opposite direction with dark elves.

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 14 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

It would be prudent for a sentient species with such long lifespans to practice planned procreation rather than multiplying exponentially like a culture on a petri dish.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 hour ago

He could have just given them all narrow urethras like Hank Hill

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

There's the Elven Rope that's light as a feather and strong as steel. No reason there could not have been the Elven Condom that's thin and impermeable.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 8 hours ago

Fair enough, but I think we can agree that Tolkien elves were bad at planning

[–] tenacious_mucus@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

AkShUaLlY…. It’s pronounced “Kel-a-born”….but I still applaud your humor!

Most, if not all c’s are pronounced as hard K’s in Elvish (Elven?) languages.

It does get a little weird with places like Cirith Ungol, but there are, allegedly, older maps where it’s spelled Kirith.

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 29 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

All Celeborn has is Teleporno.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 23 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Gandalfy literally went away to chill peacefully for eons with his spicy ring.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 18 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

And Gandalf wasn't alone. He was banging little Hobbit chicks for ages

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 3 points 5 hours ago

Filthy hobbitses

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

And we all know where he wore the ring.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Oh god, now I have the image of Gandalf's scrawny ass with a pencil dick

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

According to Amazon Prime she wants Elrond bad but he dun wan it!

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

He does now. Which is weird since A) she's already got guy, and B) cause Elrond ends up with her daughter

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 6 points 12 hours ago
[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

He's got a whole crew, Kale! I'm obviously speaking metaphorically!

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 6 points 13 hours ago

Friendzone level.....