They did Celeborn so dirty in the movies.
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At least he's in the movies, AMAZON.
2nd to last episode of this season pissed me off....
... why would you keep watching after season 1 when it was super clear they had no idea what to do with this project?
Curiosity, but at this point this show is entirely a bad fanfiction and has zero respect for the source material
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Galadriel and Celeborn were married in the First Age and the story takes place at the end of the Third, so they were married for at least six and a half thousand years. During that time, they had one child. How often do you think they had sex?
Successfully millions of times, unsuccessfully once.
To be fair, his name is Celeborn. Can't blame him for being celibate.
No, I blame Tolkien and his literally making elves only bang for the purpose of procreation because he's a repressed Catholic weirdo sometimes.
Jokes on him, modern society has agreed elves are hos.
Some would say 40k maybe went a little too far in the opposite direction with dark elves.
It would be prudent for a sentient species with such long lifespans to practice planned procreation rather than multiplying exponentially like a culture on a petri dish.
There's the Elven Rope that's light as a feather and strong as steel. No reason there could not have been the Elven Condom that's thin and impermeable.
Fair enough, but I think we can agree that Tolkien elves were bad at planning
AkShUaLlY…. It’s pronounced “Kel-a-born”….but I still applaud your humor!
Most, if not all c’s are pronounced as hard K’s in Elvish (Elven?) languages.
It does get a little weird with places like Cirith Ungol, but there are, allegedly, older maps where it’s spelled Kirith.
All Celeborn has is Teleporno.
Gandalfy literally went away to chill peacefully for eons with his spicy ring.
And Gandalf wasn't alone. He was banging little Hobbit chicks for ages
Filthy hobbitses
And we all know where he wore the ring.
Oh god, now I have the image of Gandalf's scrawny ass with a pencil dick
According to Amazon Prime she wants Elrond bad but he dun wan it!
He does now. Which is weird since A) she's already got guy, and B) cause Elrond ends up with her daughter
Hot
Rude.
He's got a whole crew, Kale! I'm obviously speaking metaphorically!
Friendzone level.....