this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2023
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[–] thantik@lemmy.world 51 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Uh, what exactly are you doing in the bathroom that the other genders can't?

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Trans men can still have uteruses and give birth, so scratch that one

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Good point! I'm all out of ideas in that case.

[–] moipe@lemmy.world 49 points 9 months ago

Anyone can shit in the sink. I am just disappointed that it is you.

[–] Fhek@lemm.ee 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Hold on let me change my type of pp real quick

Slams bathroom door

[–] ReCursing@kbin.social 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, but okay... but why do you hell do you care what the person in the stall next to you is doing? Are you watching?

[–] updawg@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

How did you know?

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

So do you do a gender positive, or a gender negative?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Switch between them 60 times a second. Gender AC.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you do it fast enough it could power an engine!

[–] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Coil a pair of insulated gender conductors around iron rod and you will get gender transformer.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Can we get a Transformers robot called the Gender Transformer please?

[–] variants@possumpat.io 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Negative to the bladder, positive to the bowl

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So you have some sort of device that allows you to pee into your butt?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i believe they're called "dicks"

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

pissing out of your PENIDS

That's funny