this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2024
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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 124 points 3 weeks ago

Disagree. Pornitor is the best way to describe a portable monitor.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 48 points 3 weeks ago

They've done extensive market research and they feel confident that they got the name right.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago

It offers fully one-handed operation.

[–] ParadeDuGrotesque@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 3 weeks ago

Pornitor! For all your... ... ... ... "Viewing" needs.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 weeks ago

They knew what they were doing

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Pormontableitor

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

behold, Perry the platypus, my PORNINATOR!

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Piper Perri??

Piper Perri in a fedora??

PERRY THE PLATYPUS????

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] RGB@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

Wait wtf that is their brand name?

[–] variants@possumpat.io 12 points 3 weeks ago

Pornitor, the final boss if you dont finish after 30 seconds

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] RGB@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If u go to sidebar in each of the communities you can see the stats of the community. The first one has slightly more subscribers

Or if you use voyager app and search for a community it will list them with highest number of subscribers first and descending from there

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

That's a centerfold. How else would you call it?

[–] snek@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Wins. And MacOS.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't that what the second monitor is for? Seems like a perfect description to me.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, the second monitor is for Lemmy. The third monitor is for porn.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Lul you jest but Ive talked to my buds about the perfect amount of monitors and 3 is the consensus.

Main gaming one, browsing/YouTube one and discord/chat/alternate browsing one when needed.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

Calm down guys. It's even a brand name.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

Pornitor would be a great name for the bad guy if they ever make Orgazmo 2: The Search for Larry the Lighting Guy's Gold.

[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

They know what they did.

[–] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 3 weeks ago

It can only display 144 Hookerz, unfortunately