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[–] Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago

You could take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

[–] calabast@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago

Common misconception. There's still PLENTY you can do, as long as your circuit's not dead, and there's not something wrong.

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If you're a weeb you can rip off Cowboy Bebop.

Say "Whatever happens, happens." In a really cool way

lights joint in the cockpit, unintentionally igniting the oxygen rich atmosphere inside the ship causing a massive explosion

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

There's other problems with smoking in such a confined space but I don't think a joint is a rich enough fuel to explode no matter how much oxygen you give it.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Grissom, White, and Chaffee would probably disagree with that.

[–] multicolorKnight@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

There is always something you can do. Come down off the ketamine and pay attention to the controls, Major.

[–] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

We know you are a junkie Strung out in heaven's high Hitting an all-time low

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Get the comms up and running so you can set records for "first [insert activity here] in space" and report your results for the history/trivia books.

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 6 points 1 day ago
  • First person bored in orbit

  • First unzip in orbit

  • First jizz from orbit

  • First frozen dick orbital drop

  • First dickless man in orbit

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

You could have a cheeky tommy tank.