Missing deaf pet skunk - great band name.
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2023
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I liked that song Deaf Pet Skunk did with Pharell Williams
No word yet on the missing leopard.
So cute. You can make friends with wild skunks, actually, I've been doing this since age 7. They love peanuts. If you have food to give to them, they will not spray you, and you can pet them in your back yard! They're so cute and fun to interact with, and they don't even have to be domesticated.
Sure. You're definitely human and not a skunk who likes spraying people.
What kind of spray are you talking about? I was talking about the skunk's defensive spray, which makes its enemies all stinky. If you sit outside in your yard or garden at night and wait with food, you can feed the wild skunks by hand and they won't spray you with their stinky stuff. It takes time, but you can do that. Skunks don't spray unless they feel threatened. If you show them you're a friend with food, they are not going to make you all stinky. I like spraying people, but from another body part that is not the anus, and only if I think the people are hot and looking for some of my spray.
His face is adorable
So cute and chonky.