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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't even need to wait until he dies. Just pick a yacht.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That’s not a Viking funeral, that’s just regular Viking.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I'll take it.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've always wanted to honor my ancestors by going a-viking. Do you get more Odin points for sacrificing a billionaire over a millionaire?

[–] fiddlesticks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Better get both just to be sure

[–] HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"... ~~Chuck~~ catapult ..."

Or trebuchet. Either way, super glue a Molotov cocktail into each hand and hurl away.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Nah pack my body and clothes with thermite.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Molotov cocktail, except is just a dead guy called Molotov holding a jerrycan

[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hunter S Thompson: Pack me into a cannon at the top of a 150 foot tower and fire my ass into the sky while Tambourine Man plays.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s Mr. Tambourine Man to you, bud.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

So, Mr. T.?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Men doing anything but getting therapy

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 6 days ago

drug checklist scene from Fear & Loathing intensifies

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Awesome. I'll settle for their Ferrari.

[–] Graphy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I think people fail to realize the cost difference in sports cars and yachts.

I spent a fair bit on a Porsche but wouldn’t dream of owning some of the monster boats my neighbors haul and those aren’t even yachts.

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That just sounds like raising the insurance rates for all the normal people. You need to get the rich guy on the boat to even out the pain

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, who said anything about leaving the rich bastard at home?

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm down, let's fire up the BBQ

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

someone said bourgeois tenderloin?

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

I want a viking funeral, but to save expenses, skip the boat. Chuck me into the ocean and fire arrows at me until I sink.