Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 5 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Five Guys.

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turned to the other and asked, "does this taste funny to you?"

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

TFW you didn't read the label and brought home a sad clown for dinner

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago

Sage, Rosemary and mime?

[–] dddontshoot@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Have you heard the one about the cannibal who passed his ex in the jungle?

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, what happened?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago

I believe she got dumped

[–] shortwavesurfer@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

Love it