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And the steroids for my sinuses aren’t helping matters.

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[–] voidhearts@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well right now, I can’t sleep because I read your username and it’s a terrible day to have eyes

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The average human has eight spiders climb into their butthole over the course of their lives.

This is so creepy, I wanna believe it’s true so I can share/scare people.

[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Capitan Obvious replies:

Leave your phone switched off and outside your bedroom.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Play calming music instead, the Minecraft soundtrack is what I use, it lets me paint a picture in my head of things going on as it soothes me to sleep, I usually never make it past song 5 lol

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funny you mention that method, I do a similar method myself! I was also told that might be a sign I have undiagnosed autism. But, with outside life stresses, it’s been harder to accomplish the shut down process lately. But with that said, you’ve convinced me to give it a second try tonight, wish me luck!

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have diagnosed autism and I have the same... Problem? I often have to listen to some music after a busy day or a stressful day in order to be able to fall asleep.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apologies for the late response, and perhaps I need to be tested. 🤔 I just feel like a tea kettle constantly near boiling after a hard day. Some nights, the most I get is 4 hours and the rest of the time I wake up a panicked state. Awake for hours until I have to get up. 🥴

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It can't hurt to run a test. It also sounds like you're very stressed :c.

You’re right, I am stressed... A recent family illness isn’t helping, along with having PTSD. When it rains, it pours I guess. 🥴