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[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 47 points 1 month ago

What a shit post

[–] ryo@lemmy.eco.br 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The lengths americans will go not to use a bidet.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Invent one with that sprays soapy water and I'll get one. Until then I'll continue using the shower head and/or clogging up my pipes with "flushable" wipes.

Wiping your ass with nothing but toilet paper or plain water is unsanitary and weird. It's like washing your hands without soap.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 points 1 month ago

It's not like you're eating out of your ass. There's actually a reason why you must wash your hands with soap every time you have had your hand in the nether region.

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Poor gal misses the sponge-on-a-stick from Rome

[–] pipows@lemmy.today 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm truly grateful that I wasn't born in an era in which I'd have to wipe my ass with a sponge on a stick

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was actually worse than that .... a communal towel that was given a quick rinse with water, quick dry and handed back into circulation in the communal toilet where you all sat in one room staring at each other.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly I think society would be healthier if we shat communally. Walking around pretending we don't all have anuses to each other.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would put us all in a great environment where we could have access to our feces and an available target to throw them at, especially after a heated debate with some jerk.

They should create a communal toilet for all political discussions and public political forums everywhere.

I think that's called "Reddit." Just one big shit pit for smelling the communal gas.

Live sea sponges might I add.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 20 points 1 month ago

Well, it got the job done, did it not?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Ollie went to the neighborhood dance

And he won the big door prize

It was a toilet brush, and he took it home,

And next week some of the guys

They said, "Ollie how's that toilet brush?

"The one you won from the neighbors?"

Ollie said, "It works pretty good,

"But I prefer toilet paper"

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who's manually wiping with this when they could be using the attachment that pokes the brush out and then rotates it?

[–] magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Because all-in-one units are usually garbage, no traction. This one is made to go into an industrial drill press, like my old nan use to use.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They were using the wrong end.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

The right tool for the wrong job?

[–] MaXsteri@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Best stick to the using the three seashells.

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

xylospongium

[–] SouravSatvaya@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Isn't it better to wash with water instead of wiping?