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[–] tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Saneless@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I ain't but various branches are. Knee branch and elbow branch have reached EOL

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A few patches and you're good as new.

[–] Saneless@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Dunno it seems like a ground up rebuild

[–] tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social 1 points 1 year ago

let me fork you

[–] odium@programming.dev 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m an experimental branch, try all your kinky stuff here then throw me away

[–] lemmington@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

ok meeeeeeee

[–] Hextic@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stable in the streets, -experimental in the sheets

[–] gchap@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gotta have that nightly release

[–] lemmington@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

this is gold, cumming at night has never been put so eloquently

[–] chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a plaintext git patch sent via email and lost in the maintainer's spam folder

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like you've contributed to git

[–] Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] captainkaba@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

Nah Bro imma cherry pick u

[–] superkret@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

I'm mostly bug-free.

[–] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

I'm an unstable male. Fun to play with, lots of problems.

[–] barryamelton@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I feel like I'm a release candidate myself.

[–] Downcount@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] frippa@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Programming proves sigmas don't exist

[–] Gilles_D@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

I might be a stale pull request

[–] lunaticneko@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Don't forget to sign your commitment, using -S.

[–] habanhero@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

How many contributors in this latest release?