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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 67 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The court will now hear the case of which show will be watched next. Please be seated, the court is now in session.

Representative for Bridgerton, please step forward and present your opening arguments after which we will hear from 3 Body Problem.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

waves banner with three celestial bodies and boos as the Bridgerton Barrister enters in over the top period dress

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Off-topic but I recently read about Bridgerton and the premise is so dumb. 🤦‍♂️

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's catty and stupid, yes. It's perfect at being what it is, catty and stupid. It's still very funny

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pretty epic home DJ/house party expansion

[–] daw@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Manalith@midwest.social 9 points 2 months ago

Witness (keg) stands!

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That don't sound like a bad price TBF..

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

pretty sure thats well below cost of raw material.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure disassembly, transport, and reassembly is sold separately

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like good firewood to me..

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

You've clearly never inhaled burning Victorian varnish

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 32 points 2 months ago

The amount of nonsense I'd use whatever room that ended up in for would be legendary.

[–] TwigletSparkle@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Phoenix Wright intensifies

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[–] xan1242@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Trucy would be trying her hardest to get him to buy this

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

Furniture for a player house in an MMO be like

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Does it come with ghosts of executed prisoners that were sentenced from those seats?

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everbody Gangster till the cat claims the stan

The cat gives life sentances to people who feed him .045 second late or more

[–] ricdeh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But then wo will feed them? Or are they life enslavement sentences?

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

thats the thing about cats. they can feed and clean themselves.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

the cat may wave the death penitently, in favor of state mandated belly rubs and scritches.

[–] Twentytwodividedby7@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Good luck, looks like the priced it by the pound

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Boys only want one thing.

The thing:

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

and its discussing.

[–] ricdeh@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Buyer collects. No deliveries.