this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 159 points 2 weeks ago

I like how the passage of time also reveals the parent moved from Twitter to Mastodon.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 42 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I just used a lamp and prayed my parents didn't check on me

[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They knew.... (maybe, idk, but I would've left you to enjoy the time as long as you didn't have a shark in the room again)

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lol they definitely knee considering they caught me regularly and made me go to bed

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I used a lamp as well and then burnt the frickin bedcover

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Sorry but I read this in Carl's voice

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

Literal dad goals for me tbh

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

Reading under the covers is a rite of passage all kids should experience.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

My parents knew and told me to go to sleep.