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[–] nonearther@lemmy.ml 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The only version management I believe in is Nver.

I write code once and then leave the project completely. Start with 0.0.1 and end with 0.0.1

[–] lars@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Because git doesn’t require, but could definitely benefit from, empty initial commits, my go-to is:

git init
git commit -m='🌳 root commit' --allow-empty
git tag v0.0.0 -am=''
git add -A
git commit -m='✨ initial commit'
git tag v0.0.1 -am=''

which is completely Nver- and Y2K-compliant

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

I support 0ver, my open source project is currently at 0.1.9 - I'm looking forward to releasing 0.1.10 as I continue to avoid the precious 0.2 mark when I become feature complete and open the project up to a wider audience. I assume 0.3 will be a full source rewrite when I achieve Google Scale.

[–] HairHeel@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago

Is gmail still considered beta?

[–] sxan@midwest.social 4 points 11 months ago

It's funny. With Go modules, though, there's a very real consequence of moving to 1.0.x; the build system starts imposing different constraints. Same with the move to 2.0.x. Changing versions means more than just throwing a tag in the VCS.

Most of the time, it's what you'd do anyway and isn't a bother. Sometimes - not often, but non-zero - it's an imposition.

[–] Cwilliams@beehaw.org 3 points 11 months ago

Minecraft does this, but +1. 1ver, I guess?

[–] gabmus@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

To be completely serious for a moment, conventional commit + what-bump is really useful for doing semver