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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Whoever made Jira's markup syntax: Straight to jail.

[–] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The thing I dislike most about Atlassian products is that each of them has a completely different formatting engine and markup syntax. You'd think they'd be consistent but noooo

[–] CountVon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Atlassian doesn't even have consistency within single products! I'm using Jira Cloud at work, and while most fields support markdown (e.g. three backticks to start a code block) there are a few that only support Jira's own notation (e.g. {code} to start a code block). It's always infuriating when I type some markdown in one of the fields that doesn't support it for some inexplicable reason.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jira Developers: for the love of god can we PLEASE stop trying to shoehorn literally fucking everything into our platform?

Jira PMs: slaps roof this bad boy can fit so much scope creep

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Discovering obsidian has been a blessing for my sanity and made me less lazy for taking notes.

Plus I can use latex to transform md into docx and there's decent pdf support so I don't need to play with the circus of WYSIWYG pain that's MS Word.

[–] cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely, I said latex but I wanted to mean Pandoc.
The only thing is that applying a docx theme format to Pandoc was very challenging, although I would blame docx, not pandoc.

[–] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I keep meaning to check out Obsidian, but I'm like you said, lazy.

Be lazier! I believe in you.

[–] Father_Redbeard@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I was looking for a journaling app that didn't have vendor locking, or required some weird export dump that messed your formatting and folders up. That lead me to Markdown and Obsidian. I love it. And when I die, that shit will still be readable by any basic text editor.

[–] h_a_r_u_k_i@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Markdown is good. I use it when working in the company since the format is ubiquitous. I do writing my blog posts with Markdown (Hugo for the curious).

But personally, or working with a bit more niche team, for writing personal documentation I prefer Asciidoc [0]. It has better syntax and have some nice functionalities like Table of Contents.

For personal notes, nothing can surpass Org Mode [1].

[0] https://asciidoc.org

[1] https://orgmode.org

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

doesn't Markdown have a TOC function if you have at least 2 headings?

[–] steve@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Could we convert this meme to markdown?

[–] StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

One of these days, someone is going to invent a confluence alternative that only supports markdown and doesn't have nay of confluences stupidity and it is going to EXPLODE and bankrupt Atlassian.

[–] NewPerspective@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Obsidian, md all the way down

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I want to like obsidian, but I find it to just be such a hideous UI. Any community themes cannot fix it. But to mention proprietary. I liked Logseq too, but it has the same problem just not as bad. People really need to not do custom UIs and should stick to native widgets with Material Me support.

[–] verstra@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the way.

Almost completely pure way of storing ideas. With this I mean that you don't store unnecessary data such as "background should be white" or "left page margin is 1.3cm". It's just text. What's important is what it says + minimal markup.

Presentation is left to the reader's client. Do you want dark mode? Get a markdown editor/reader that supports it. Do you want serif font? Again, that's client's choice and not part of the document.

I wish browsers would support markdown out of the box, so you could open https://example.com/some-post.md

[–] jadero@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Old fart warning!

Presentation is left to the reader's client. Do you want dark mode? Get a markdown editor/reader that supports it. Do you want serif font? Again, that's client's choice and not part of the document.

I remember when that is how the web worked. All that markup was to define the structure of the document and the client rendered it as set by the user.

Some clients were better than others. My favourite was the default browser in OS/2 Warp, which allowed me to easily set the display characteristics of every tag. The end result was that every site looked (approximately) the same, which made browsing so much nicer, in my opinion.

Then someone decided that website creation should be part of the desktop publishing class (at least at the school I taught at). The world (wide web) has never recovered.