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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Whoever made Jira's markup syntax: Straight to jail.

[–] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The thing I dislike most about Atlassian products is that each of them has a completely different formatting engine and markup syntax. You'd think they'd be consistent but noooo

[–] CountVon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Atlassian doesn't even have consistency within single products! I'm using Jira Cloud at work, and while most fields support markdown (e.g. three backticks to start a code block) there are a few that only support Jira's own notation (e.g. {code} to start a code block). It's always infuriating when I type some markdown in one of the fields that doesn't support it for some inexplicable reason.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jira Developers: for the love of god can we PLEASE stop trying to shoehorn literally fucking everything into our platform?

Jira PMs: slaps roof this bad boy can fit so much scope creep