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[–] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 189 points 3 months ago (15 children)

Just so we’re a hundred percent clear anyone can wear makeup and shaming someone for doing it is fucking gross.

Shaming them for being hypocrites is chill tho

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 81 points 3 months ago (2 children)

it's not the mascara itself that people are bashing. it's the wearing mascara while being in the party of mEn CaNt WeAr MaKeUp\

republicans aren't saying anything because they're too busy racisting his non-white wife

[–] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah shame them for being hypocrites but not people for wearing makeup. If you like makeup that’s cool

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can I make fun of him for how poorly he's wearing it? Honestly, he ain't wearing it. It's wearing him.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's the most basic eyeliner. Doesn't even have a hint of cats eye. Smh.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

He ain't got the confidence to rock it like a real man.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Yeah this is the guy going after people who wear make up. So I'm absolutely going to make fun of him wearing way too much.

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[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Not sure we can shame people with a furniture kink either. Funny though.

[–] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ok first of all there is ZERO evidence that JD Vance has EVER reached completion in the cushiony embrace of a chaise lounge

NONE

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[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

As someone who has both worn makeup and grinded against furniture in my time, I consent to you making fun of JD Vance for whatever you want.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

That's… not how any of this works. With that logic, any gay person can just say "yo, you can be homophobic, I consent".

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As a gay person, I disagree

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

…okay? If you're alone with other people, you can tell them that you're fine with them being homophobic. But in a public space, you're not the only gay person, and just because it's okay for you doesn't mean it's okay for everyone, so you can't just say that it's okay.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I kinda hate the types of comments that you replied to. "As an x-person, you can make fun of this person for doing x thing." That's a really bad precedent to set, kinda like black people having blanket "n-word passes" to give out to white people

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There's plenty of furniture I'd fuck. Check out the shibari lights by bomma

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[–] Napain@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

i liked this meme because it can be read as celebratory if you are chill, like we are, but also as mocking, if you are a biggot, like his voterbase. so win win

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I have to say the mascara is probably the coolest thing about him. Everything else about this guy is absolute dogshit. DeSantis was destroyed by his own base for using heel shoes. It would be funny if Vance got annihilated by MAGA for being a "makeup wearing soyboy" and not being an empty vessel for corruption and political donors who will say and do anything for power

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Take your smug self righteousness and give it to someone who deserves it. This piece of shit would attack anyone who claims that he wears makeup even though he does. It’s not about the makeup. It’s about the turd that’s wearing the makeup

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[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

With eyes like that, this guy could fuck any couch he wanted

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

I love that we are firing back with stupid shit like this. The right has gotten away with it for way too fucking long, and too many people have spent too much time answering every false accusation. About time fascist fuckweasels had to do the same.

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[–] katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

His whole look is very not butch. That beard is very well groomed and his hair is immaculate. His skin also looks very cared for. I do believe his dear papa may have been a lumberjack.

Nothing wrong with that of course, but I think he would be a lot happier if he just embraced it, poor thing.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's because he's not a hillbilly. He grew up in Ohio and went to Yale. His grandparents were from Appalachia, so he calls himself a hillbilly- and uses a bunch of bullshit stereotypes about Appalachia while doing it.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

There is hillbilly Ohio. Huntington is just across the border and even in Columbus you get a lot of refugees from Appalachia, including my girlfriend. But he’s from fucking Middletown. I’m from the Dayton area with a grandparent who grew up in West Virginia myself, but given that one of my partners grew up in part in rural Tennessee, and even my ex in Lexington was far more Appalachian than I could ever be, I understand that I’m not someone who can claim this.

What gets to me is how Middletown does give him a sob story. It’s been hit hard by the decline of the rust belt. Like, it’s rough by Dayton standards. But he doesn’t want to acknowledge that the money ghouls destroyed his home state

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (4 children)

That said, there are well-groomed, eyeshadow wearing straight men. Just look at Travis McElroy. No need to start putting people into boxes based on appearance.

But it would be nice if he weren’t a complete asswipe trying to put people into boxes.

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[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit - I had heard about this, but those eyes are FIERCE. He looks great though, if only there weren't anyone rallying against biological men wearing makeup.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah, if he was a progressive I’d be proud to have a senator confident enough in himself to dress like that to work. Instead I’m ashamed because of his actions

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What is up with the Nosferatu ear?

He’s a ghoul obviously.

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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 10 points 3 months ago

Two guys who have clearly altered their physical appearances with makeup: "NOOOOOOOO MEN MUST BE MANLY"

Shame they're fuckin hypocrites

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I kind of hate that he and I share the same long eyelash gene. It's not a choice to have such long, luscious and beautiful eyes!

At least I still have fucked significantly less couches though.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I, too, have long eyelashes that women covet, and have only fucked like 6 couches, max.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 months ago

I also have gorgeous eyelashes. And I've never fucked a couch! It would've made the vacuum jealous.

[–] Napain@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

nice flex haha

[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's couch fucking.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

What do you think he labels himself as on his Grindr profile, bear? Sloppy otter?

[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

He’s a homosectional.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

It's actually Mountain Dew.

[–] Good4Nuthin@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] NRay7882@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I see a sexy fem-Riker. Or maybe it's a catgirl.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

He'd fit right nice as the block bitch

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