Well, with a name like "Little Demon", this ones on you. You should have seen that name at the shelter and said "Ya know what? I don't have the time for Little Demon. I'll adopt Snowball instead."

Don't get me wrong, Snowball is a bigger psychopath than Little Demon, but you wouldn't know that. Her full name is "Snowball's chance in hell that your testicles survive".

It's weird how we name cats after their violent tendancies in this universe.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Only real difference is that snowball’s a main coon. And a chonk. One might say “the Main Chonke.”

[–] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had a cat that, for 16 years, would unerringly launch herself onto my groin as I lay in bed. Swapping places with my partner did not help. Only her passing released me.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago

RIP to a real one

[–] JayDee@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Stop watching WWE with them. They're clearly imitating an ~~pile driver~~ elbow drop from the top of Hell in a Cell. /s

Edit: wow I really bungled that one. Elbow drop, not piledriver.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does this guy sleep with his exposed groin directly under the door frame?

If so, I can’t really blame the cat.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Force can be transferred through clothes and duvets

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 5 points 2 months ago

But he so cyoooot!!

[–] afox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

super mega death pownce, "Look John. We need to talk."

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

My dog's behavior looks better every day.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

WAKE UUUUUUUUUP!

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Start wearing crotch guard every night.