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[–] Niello@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

The irony of him being Putin's discarded bitch is the cherry on top.

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 1 points 11 months ago

Words can't describe the idiocy.

The fact that Trump is old is no where near as serious as the fact that he's a complete fucking idiot. The smartest thing that guy has ever done was marry Ivana, because she was probably the only person in that entire family who actually knew how to use her brain. And he couldn't even manage that for more than about two minutes.

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

“We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired, in no condition to lead, and who is now in charge of dealing with Russia and possible nuclear war,” Trump said. “Just think of it. We would be in World War II very quickly if we’re going to be relying on this man.”

Does…does he bomb Pear Harbor or something?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

This just in: mar a lago time machine is active