It's not just natural and compostable - it's incredibly and unimaginably eco friendly, super carbon negative, has positive effects on people's lives, and morally such a positive yearly habit (/ritual/tradition) that instantly cures depression & guarantees the best afterlife (or no afterlife for those who had enough).
You keep talking but never do anything.
So what you're saying is I'm all chatter, no splatter?
If only someone would always post the location of billionares and their planes and yachts
I mean how am I supposed to capture a flying jet?
There are ways XD
may i introduce to you: handheld guided surface-to-air missiles
Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones
All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.
Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!
You're sending really mixed signals.
I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.
Can I exchange them for carbon credits? A single one is probably better than quute a huge forrest!
Asking for a friend!
Lots of politicians out there free to use too.
Any tips for removing the meat and bleaching the bones?
Step 1: make them mine for coal until they stop moving.
Not coal, make them clean up every piece of litter until they collapse.
Leave it out for a few days and let the coyotes have at it.